Part of the fun of writing music is crafting lyrics. Often the most vexing part of the songwriting process, lyrics are a craft all of their own. Enjoy:

• My Pet Tapeworm Get off my case, it's a metaphor!
• (Crank up da') Bootie Machine
• The Happy Song
• Monkey Grinding Time
• Somebody Stop My Mouth
• 17 Girls
• Life on Earth
• Stimulus Package
• Flagrante Delicto
• Squat Thrust
• Urine Trouble
• Everything I Need
• Wanderlust
• Kill De White Mon
• Not My Fault
• Be With You
• Follow Me
• Etch-a-Sketch
• Found You
• Tour of Duty
  
  
  

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