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Daph', Daphmaster, Daphinitely, etc... is a sweetheart. She is the consumate peacemaker and one of the funniest people I know. Don't try to reach her via phone, email, cellphone or telegraph. She is elusive.

She is a froshperson pursuing who-knows-what degree at the University of North Carolina at Asheville. She is trying to decide what level of vegetarianism to pursue, having sworn off the evils of processed flesh at 17. She loves to travel and completed a trip to Italy in the summer of 2002 with her dear friend. We're looking for some interesting life decisions from Dapherpoozle.

Coming soon... pictures of Daphne at her current statuesque height.





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